6 Things To Do After A Sober Night Out:

Some things I used to do when I came home drunk, and actually

I think I might enjoy them more now I’m sober!

Stop off on the way home for roti-prata and remember

Consider walking home if not too far, so I can actually notice and

enjoy the night air.

Walk in to the house singing (without disturbing the

Neighbourhood or I’ll have some amends to make!!)

Once home put Fleetwood Mac “Rumours” on and dance

around the living room singing my heart out. (At a

neighbour-friendly noise level of course.)

Undress in the middle of the living room and leave all my

clothes where they fall on the floor as if I just disapparated

out of them!! (Potter fans will get it.)

Sleep upside down on my bed… grateful that I’m sober,

grateful that I have a bed and can choose which way I sleep