Two AA’s are talking about what is going to happen to them after they die. One believes in heaven, the other isn’t so sure so they agree a pact. The first one to die will come back as a ghost on the anniversary of their death and appear in front of the surviving one to prove whether or not there is an afterlife. A few years pass and the first AA dies sober. A year later the surviving AA is sitting in a meeting and he feels a coldness in the air, looks around and sat next to him is the ghost of his old pal. He’s holding a harp, wearing a gold halo and has a couple of white feathered wings on his back. The ghost turns to his pal and says “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is a heaven. Bill and Bob are up there and they have AA meetings every week, you’ll love it ! The bad news is you’re sharing next Tuesday!”