… I’m so humble it’s not even funny… talk about humble, actually I am very happy to and will tell you how super humble I am, whether you ask me or not.. … From the moment I spring up and gaze into my platinum clad 10 ft mirror, I exude humility. I’m well known for it; football in recent years has had the ‘Special One’ and now the fellowship has the ‘Humble One’. It’s remarkable actually that AA managed to survive ‘til I got here. Of course, with my undoubtedly brilliant input, it flourishes… … Before you start browsing the Internet to seek out my

books, cds, blogs, downloads and latest courses, presentations and webinars, how can this be? I woke up then. The shrill of the alarm tipped me out of bed- a myriad of issues taxiing on a runway through the night waiting to take off: – car insurance is due – that bloke that bumped into me in the supermarket deserved a slap – the Chelsea midfield isn’t functioning as it should – I’ve not heard from work, definitely getting the sack- homeless again – that new bird in the baker’s is proper fit, I must buy another pastry.. again – why am I crying?

– what’s that pain in my shoulder, can’t be good – where were you when I needed you – sick of these lockdown idiots and Michael McIntyre isn’t even funny – why go fishing and chuck them back in? – I’ll never wear a wig

-how did James Corden ever get on telly? – sod this… Best sit in the chair, light a candle, put on some nice music… God I offer myself to thee to build with me.. Martin, Derby